things I have learned about females
Aug. 16th, 2002 02:24 pm- they tend to use incredible quanta of toilet paper.
- they have a certain expression reserved for when you decide to open the last beercan in the fridge for yourself.
- they have little problem using a male's hairbrush.
- or jackets.
- thankfully they stay away from a male's underwear.
- they know how to cook, but not how to follow a recipe.
- they have ways of making you feel you're wrong even when you know you're right.
- they have a switch somewhere with "I need attention NOW" and "I want to be left alone" on it.
- they love jokes targeted at males, and tell the males whenever they can.
- they don't take jokes targeted at females just as lightly.
- they do not want to get their phone calls listened to.
- they do want to know to whom others are speaking on the phone.
- they need to be told when they are looking beautiful.
- they do not need to be told when they are not looking beautiful.
- they sometimes want people to disagree with them.
- particularly when they are speaking of themselves in a derogatory manner.